Middle of a heatwave with a 36C day. The heat is causing my computer to stuff itself every 5 mins , and my pasta bubbled over. That was my lunch. There is always a bright side...there's better be

I think my parents generation was obsessed with food. They twisted the words of songs around.
"God Save the Biscuit Tin (Don't Let the Rats get in)" "It's a Long Way to the Shop (if you want a Sausage Roll)" "It's a Long Way to Pass the Dinner" I know there was another one, I just can't remember it.

Poll: Can you guess the real version of the songs?

Here's a cruel joke: How do you learn your history in an Australian school? Be British, American or a minority.
I've been in Australia for at least four generations either side of my family and the only member of the Kelly Gang I knew was Ned. There is too much emphasis on British and American and whatever country the minorities come from and their history and bugger all on Australian. I am not being racist, I am merely pointing out that I wasn't taught very much on the history of my own country because emphasis was on basically every other country's history.